Googly Eyes

A friend of mine pointed this out to me. You go upload an image, cut out the eye sockets, and put movable googly eyes in 'em.

Beat this!

Bowie Bulgy Eyes!

That's wrong on more than one level.

Kittens, Cobain Flick, and more

Vote for the cutest kitten. That's right, it's a KITTEN WAR!

More about cats...this time, a ROBOTIC ONE. That's just creepy.

This is just strange. Someone made a USB Drive out of a Barbie doll. *Twilight Zone music* Weird people, I swear.

The Onion brings us another instant classic with Innovative Products. I particularly enjoy the chicken that lays its own dipping sauce. Quite handy.

There's some French movie or something based around Kurt Cobain. I'm not a fan or anything, but anyway. They got the guy who played Tommy Gnosis in Hedwig and the Angry Inch (great film) to play Blake, a guy who is supposed to be Kurt or something. Anyway, the Site Is Here. I'm not interested in it, but I know some of you would be (one of you in particular). You can watch the trailer HERE.

Guitar

My husband is obsessed with martial arts, and has been ever since he was a little kid. Sometime later this year, he's going to start taking martial arts classes again.

I have decided, since he's going to do that, I'm going to fulfill a dream I've been having for years...

I'm going to take guitar lessons. It will RULE. And my man's all, "acoustic or...?" and I'm like, "ELECTRIC! DUH! JESUS." Nothing wrong with an acoustic, but I want to molest an electric guitar like whoa. Maybe you have to learn on an acoustic, I haven't a clue, but I'm SO taking guitar lessons. I don't know when, but I shall do this. AWESOME.

I've always dreamt of what it'd be like to be playing guitar alongside David Bowie. I know THAT won't happen, but that's why I want to learn. So I can write songs and what-not. I can't sing worth a shit, so it'd have to be a Joe Satriani type thing - all guitar work, no words. Or words, but not me singing 'em. Haha.

Songs to Wear Pants To

This site is hilarious. People go tell this guy specific, strange things he has to include in songs he comes up with. For example, "an evil pickle that kills everyone" or "hip hop with a bad english accent." It's mostly hip-hop type stuff, but fuckin' awesome:

http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/