10 Things a Single Girl Should Own

This is completely moronic. MSN put up a list of "10 things every single girl must own". I particularly loathe #3 - "an Eminem CD...if all he sees is a stack of girl bands...he's going to panic." Well, PISS ON HIM THEN! If he's going to get so bent out of shape that he's not going to understand that we all listen to the music someone WANTS to listen to, and if he's going to decide not to like someone because they don't listen to the same music he does, SCREW HIM! This list has some of the WORST advice I have EVER heard (okay, maybe not EVER, but it's super cheezy).

If I was digging around some dude's music collection and found an Eminem CD, I'd say, "that's it - your tastes are horrid. Rap? Um, excuse me, but NOOOO!" If it was the ONLY rap CD he had, I could deal...but if he had that, he might have nothing BUT rap. It's a package deal. If you have loads of Bowie, and a few rap CDs, I could deal with that. If it's all honky-tonk redneck crap or rap, see ya. You have to have some really awesome stuff to offset the shit. TRUST ME...I have shit in my collection, too. If he had modern rock, Fall Out Boy, U2, and Linkin Park, that'd be it though. Even Bowie can't redeem someone in that situation. But yes. Anyway.

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And since WHEN is, "Hetero, homo or metro?" a good pick-up line? NO PICK-UP LINE IS GOOD! And that one is so lame and stupid that it'd make me want to sock the interrogater in the jaw.

I leave you with a headline from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. This was on a pack of modelling clay. Nice anatomically INCORRECT chicken, eh?