Rare David Bowie Goods

Well, seeing as they're online, I don't know whether or not I can rightfully call these "rare". There are some wonderful David Bowie audio and video downloads available at:

BowieAudio.com, so do check that out.

I believe the username and passwords you will need in order to download are found on the main page.

Make sure you get the video of Bowie and Marianne Faithfull singing "I Got You Babe" - it's quirky and, dare I say, adorable? In that strange, alien, Bowie-esque way, mind you.

KoRn Member Finds Jesus

Remember when KoRn were "Satanic" and everyone thought they were nothing but gloom and doom?

REJOICE! HEAD HAS FOUND JESUS!

No, seriously...I'm not joking.

I'm seriously so confused right now. What...the...fuck.

Paris Hilton's Cell Phone

The ingenious folks over at LiquidGeneration bring you a very lovely, interactive webtoy. It's Paris Hilton's Cell Phone! Be sure to check out all the features.

Gonzo is a Muppet

Of course, Hunter S. Thompson died. I was never a fan of his writings or lifestyle, but at least I knew who he was. Everyone's talking about him, and I have no idea what the big fucking deal is - I think he was a bit overrated, and that's all I have to say about it. I hope, unlike other celebrities who commit suicide, his life doesn't get glamorized, exploited, and glossed-over.

I respect the fact that he (Thompson) lived as he wanted to, wrote things as he saw them, etc. He just wasn't to my liking. I didn't like his writing style, topics, etc. He had some very interesting political viewpoints, to be sure, and as a writer, I definitely respect what he did. I just...didn't like reading his stuff.

But yeah, whatever. No matter how hard I've tried to grasp his writing style, I've never been able to look past the fact that, to me, Gonzo is a penis-nosed Muppet.

Humorous

Whatever your opinion of her is, leave that aside...this is a damned funny quote, which I found at RockDirt.com:

Conan O'Brien mailed a questionnaire to some of America's biggest stars for a bit called 'Celebrity Survey' on Tuesday's 'Late Night'. Asked, "The biggest surprise at the Grammys was when...", Courtney Love wrote, "I threw up a shrimp. I don't remember eating shrimp."

*guffaws*

Shockwave Games #1

LazyLaces has a wonderful gaming blog - it's full of all the *best* online games, as found by the blogger. It's awesome - check it out if you're an online gaming nerd like me!

Crazy Links is just that - crazy links. The weird, the strange, the amusing - a one-stop shop to the Internet's Desert of the Crazy.

Dave Navarro

Via getyouroj.com, I found the blog of the one, the only, that super-fly, super-stylin' guy - Dave Navarro. He posts his answers to surveys and everything, and he updates quite frequently, unlike many other celebrity bloggers. AHOY!

Let's Get Crafty!

Want to make your own stencils for t-shirts? Look no further! That image, which I did NOT create, is a very simple, easy-to-understand visual guide that will have you stencilling in no time!

Also, do you like one-inch buttons of bands, artists, and so on, but can't scrounge enough change up to go out and buy some? Well, by all means, make your own! This handy guide is a simple way to make your very own, totally "hip" button doodads. Gung ho!