Lights, Camera, 19th Century Action!

I want some mad scientist lights. Don't you? I am coming to the conclusion rather quickly that perhaps I should have decided to be an inventor. First, I'd have to invent a time machine, then travel back to when shit like this was actually used. Or maybe I should just become a director of B movies. That might be easier.

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This is absolutely amazing. 19th century views on what a Christian wife should do on her wedding night.

Excerpt:

"Once the bride has donned her gown and turned off all the lights, she should lie quietly upon the bed and await her groom. When he comes groping into the room she should make no sound to guide him in her direction, lest he take this as a sign of encouragement. She should let him grope in the dark. There is always the hope that he will stumble and incur some slight injury which she can use as an excuse to deny him sexual access.

When he finds her, the wife should lie as still as possible. Bodily motion on her part could be interpreted as sexual excitement by the optimistic husband."

From the 19th century Christian sex manual.

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Now, get off your ass and go play a Flash game that requires a bit o' brainpower!

Now, I go resume watching the lovely John Cusack in 1408 yet again. I enjoy crappy thrillers and good ones alike...this one, IMO, is good.