Three Minute Man

I found this article amusing...

"Sex Therapists: a Few Minutes Is Best
By MEGAN K. SCOTT, AP

NEW YORK — Maybe men had it right all along: It doesn't take long to satisfy a woman in bed. A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.

If that sounds like good news to you, don't cheer too loudly. The time does not count foreplay, and the therapists did rate sexual intercourse that lasts from 1 to 2 minutes as "too short."

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SERIOUSLY?! Three minutes?! I agree with the 13, but THREE?! Who said THREE?! As someone who prefers the actual sex to foreplay, I can only assume the women who said three were those who got like fifty minutes of canoodling, cuz honestly...way to not like sex at ALL. Maybe those people who wanted three minutes either got super oral beforehand, or were like ninety and dry as a mummy's asshole.