Coffee Machines & Slow-Mo Lighters

I don't even drink coffee, but I really, really want one of these. I just want it to sit around and look awesome.

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These kinds of fake forms amuse me so much. And this one, you just click on and fill out. VOILA! Insta-lame-funniness. :)

EDIT: Here's the link, duh: CLICK HERE!

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Play Mario and all the Nintendo games online!
Yes, I am a dork.

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You can make your own interactive family tree here:
Geni

Or why not make your own virtual tour, say, of your house?

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And I don't know why I find this so fascinating; I just do: